《老友记》第一季台词 part 1

monica: there's nothing to tell。 he's just some guy i work with。

monica：没有什么可以说的，他只是一个和我一起工作的人。

joey: c'mon, you're going out with the guy。 there's gotta be something wrong with him。

joey：少来了。你准备和那个人一起出去，他一定有一些问题。

chandler: all right joey, be nice. so does he have a hump? a hump and a hairpiece?

chandler：没错，joey，那个人是个驼背吗?既驼背又秃顶?

phoebe: wait, does he eat chalk?

phoebe：等等，他是不是吃粉笔的?

(they all stare , bemused.)

他们都注视 着，并发呆。

phoebe: just, 'cause, i don't want her to go through what i went through with carl- oh。

phoebe：我只是不希望看到你走我和carl走过的老路。

monica: okay, everybody relax. this is not even a date. it's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.

monica：好，大家放松一些。这并不是一次约会，只不过是两个人一起出去吃个晚餐，并不做爱。

chandler: sounds like a date to me.

chandler：听起来好像在说我的约会。

[time lapse]

【时间流逝】

chandler: alright, so i'm back in high school, i'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and i realize i am totally naked.

chandler：alright(这个我觉得不需要翻译，应该是一个提醒大家注意的词)，让我回到高中时代，(我梦见)我站在自助餐厅的中间，我发现自己全身赤裸。

all: oh, yeah. had that dream.

all：哦，对，(我们也)做过这样的梦。

chandler: then i look down, and i realize there's a phone... there.

chandler：然后我向下看，然后我发现那里有一部电话……那里。

joey: instead of...?

joey：而不是……?

chandler: that's right.

chandler：是的。

joey: never had that dream.

joey：(我)从来没有做过这样的梦

phoebe: no.

phoebe：我也没有。

chandler: all of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. now i don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.

chandler：突然，电话响了起来，而我不知道该怎么办，所有人都开始看着我。

monica: and they weren't looking at you before?。

monica：他们之前没有看着你吗?

chandler: finally, i figure i'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me。

chandler：最后，我觉得我最好还是接电话，结果是我妈妈打过来的，这非常非常的奇怪，因为我妈妈从来都不给打电话。

[time lapse, ross has entered.]

【时间流逝(以后应该翻译成时空流转好像更好一点)，ross走了进来】

ross: (mortified) hi.

ross：(痛苦的)嗨。

joey: this guy says hello, i wanna kill myself.

joey：(当)这个家伙说hello的时候，我简直想去自杀。(wanna <美俚> 想要，希望(= want to))

monica: are you okay, sweetie?

monica：你还好吗?甜心(或者叫亲爱的)。

ross: i just feel like someone reached down my throat , grabbed my small intestine , pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...

ross：我只似乎觉得好像有某个人伸进我的喉咙，抓起了我的肠子，把他们从我的最里面扯出来，然后然后绑在我的脖子上。

chandler: cookie?

chandler：小甜饼?

monica: (explaining to the others) carol moved her stuff out today.

monica：(向其他人解释)carol今天搬走了她所有的东西。

joey: ohh.

joey：喔~

monica: (to ross) let me get you some coffee.

monica：(对ross说)我帮你倒些咖啡吧。

ross: thanks.

ross：谢谢。

phoebe: ooh。 oh。 (she starts to pluck at the air just in front of ross.)

phoebe：喔。喔。(她开始拨走ross前面的空气)

ross: no, no don't。 stop cleansing my aura 。 no, just leave my aura alone, okay?

ross：不，别那样。不要清理我的灵气(aura 气氛, 气味, (圣象头部的)光环)。把我的灵气留下，好吗?

phoebe: fine。 be murky 。

phoebe：好吧。继续晦气吧(murky 黑暗的)。

ross: i'll be fine, alright? really, everyone. i hope she'll be very happy.

ross：我会好的，好吗?真的，各位，我希望她过的非常开心。

monica: no you don't.

monica：不，你不会的。

ross: no i don't, to hell with her, she left me。

ross：不，我不会的，(hell [hel] ;n.地狱, 苦境, 阴间, 地狱中的人, 训斥;vi.狂饮, 飞驰;int.该死。)她这该死的，她甩了我。

joey: and you never knew she was a lesbian...

joey：而且你一直都不知道她是个同性恋。

ross: no。。 okay?。 why does everyone keep fixating on that? she didn't know, how should i know?

ross：没有。。行了吧?。(fixate;vi.视线移向, 注视;vt.使固定, 注视, 凝视, 集中(眼)力))为什么所有人都把注意力集中在这上面?她自己都不知道，我怎么会知道?

chandler: sometimes i wish i was a lesbian... (they all stare at him.) did i say that out loud?

chandler：有时我希望我是一个同性恋(他们都注视着他)，我刚才说的很大声吗?

ross: i told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.

ross：我昨晚告诉了爸爸妈妈，他们看起来还好。

monica: oh really, so that hysterical phone call i got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 a.m., "i'll never have grandchildren, i'll never have grandchildren." was what? a wrong number?

monica：哦?真的吗?那么凌晨三点一个歇斯底里的女人打来的电话(hysterical 歇斯底里;sobbing )“我的孙子没了，我的孙子没了”这是怎么回事?打错电话了吗?

ross: sorry.

ross：对不起。

joey: alright ross, look. you're feeling a lot of pain (痛苦)right now. you're angry. you're hurting. can i tell you what the answer is?

joey：好吧ross，听着，你现在正感到非常痛苦，现在，你很生气，你很受伤，我能告诉你解决的方法吗?

(ross gestures his consent.)

(ross 的姿势表示赞同)

joey: strip(剥去) joint(接缝处) 。 c'mon, you're single。 have somehormones(荷尔蒙) 。

joey：(strip joint 这里指脱衣舞会)。来吧，你是单身，有性趣求。

ross: i don't want to be single, okay? i just... i just- i just wanna be married again。

ross：我并不想变成单身的，明白吗?我只是……我只是想重新结婚。

(rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)

((这时候，正巧)rachel穿着婚纱走进来，并且在房间里到处寻找)

chandler: and i just want a million dollars。 (he extends his hand hopefully.)

chandler：而我只是想要一百万元。(他张开双手希望获得)

按：这个场景真的很好笑。ross说想在结婚，马上从门外进来一个穿着婚纱的美女，而chandler立即开始祈求得到一百万美元。

monica: rachel?。

monica：rachel?。

rachel: oh god monica hi。 thank god。 i just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are。

rachel：喔，上帝啊。你好。monica，感谢上帝。我刚才去你家但是比不在那里，有个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里，你真的在这里，真的在这里。

waitress: can i get you some coffee?

服务员：想来杯咖啡吗?

monica: (pointing at rachel) de-caff. (to all) okay, everybody, this is rachel, another lincoln high survivor(生还者) . (to rachel) this is everybody, this is chandler, and phoebe, and joey, and- you remember my brother ross?

monica：(指着rachel)，不要咖啡因的。(对着大家)嗨，各位，这是rachel，另一个lincoln高中的生还者。(对着rachel)这是大家，这是chandler，phonebe，joey，还有，你还认识我哥哥ross吗?

rachel: hi, sure。

rachel：嗨，当然。

ross: hi.

ross：嗨。

(they go to hug but ross's umbrella opens. he sits back down defeated(击败;挫折) again. a moment of silence follows as rachel sits and the others expect (期待)her to explain(解释) .)

(他们都去和rachel拥抱，不过当ross走过去的时候，他的伞正好打开了，他坐了回去，倍感挫折)。一小段寂静过后，rachel坐了下来，其他人都在期待她的解释。

monica: so you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

monica：你是想现在就告诉我们呢，还是等伴娘来了以后才说?

rachel: oh god... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. i was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and i was looking at this gravy boat (酱油壶，调味瓶). this really gorgeous (华丽的) lamauge gravy boat. when all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)sweet 'n' lo?- i realized that i was more turned on(变得兴奋) by this gravy boat than by barry。 and then i got really freaked out怪诞想法 , and that's when it hit me: how much barry looks like mr. potato head. y'know, i mean, i always knew looked familiar(亲切) , but... anyway, i just had to get out of there, and i started wondering 'why am i doing this, and who am i doing this for?'. (to monica) so anyway i just didn't know where to go, and i know that you and i have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person i knew who lived here in the city.

rachel：哦，上帝，这开始于婚礼进行前半个小时，我在放满了礼物的房间里，然后我看着酱油壶，非常漂亮的酱油壶。突然，-(这时候服务员端来了她的咖啡)有没有代糖?-我发现这个酱油壶比barry更让我兴奋。然后，我产生一种怪诞的想法，而且这种想法让我吓了一跳：barry看起来多么想potato head先生，你知道，我的意思是，我一直觉得他看起来很亲切，但是……不管怎么说，我只是必须离开那里，然后我开始担心“我为什么要这样做，谁使得我这样做?”(向monica)，所以，不管怎么说，我只是不知道我该去哪里，我知道你和我日渐疏远，但是你是我在这个城市认识的唯一一个人。

monica: who wasn't invited to the wedding.

monica：(我是那个惟一一个)没有被邀请去参加婚礼的人。

rachel: ooh, i was kinda(=kind of 有一点) hoping that wouldn't be an issue(出版、发行)...

rachel：喔，我有些希望这件事从来没有发生过。

[scene: monica's apartment, everyone is there and watching a spanish soap on tv and are trying to figure out what is going on.]

【场景：monica的公寓住宅内，所有人都在看电视，正在播放西班牙肥皂剧，而且在猜剧情的发展】

monica: now i'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.

monica：我猜他送她一台管风琴，但是她肯定不喜欢。

chandler: (imitating the characters) tuna or egg salad? decide。

chandler：(模仿演员)，吞拿鱼或者鸡蛋沙拉?决定吧。

ross: (in a deep voice) i'll have whatever christine is having.

ross：(用一种低沉的声音)我将拥有christine正拥有的一切。

rachel: (on phone) daddy, i just... i can't marry him。 i'm sorry. i just don't love him. well, it matters to me。

rachel：(用电话)爸爸，我只是……我不能嫁给他。对不起。我只是不爱他。好吧，这和我有关。

(the scene on tv has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)

(电视上的场景变换，有两个女人，其中一个正抓着她的头发)

phoebe: if i let go of my hair, my head will fall off. chandler: (re tv) ooh, she should not be wearing those pants(wear the pants(妇女)掌权当家) . joey: i say push her down the stairs. phoebe, ross, chandler, and joey: push her down the stairs。 push her down the stairs。 push her down the stairs。

phonebe：如果我没有头发，我还不如去死。chandler：(回到电视)喔，她不应该掌权当家。joey：我说推她下楼。phoebe，ross，chandler和joey一起：推她下楼，推她下楼，推他下楼。

(she is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)

(她被推下楼梯，所有人都在庆祝)

rachel: c'mon daddy, listen to me。 it's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'you're a shoe。 you're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe。'. and today i just stopped and i said, 'what if i don't wanna be a shoe? what if i wanna be a- a purse(皮包) , y'know? or a- or a hat。 no, i'm not saying i want you to buy me a hat, i'm saying i am a ha- it's a metaphor(比喻) , daddy。

rachel：爸爸，听我说。这就像，这就像，我这一辈子，每个人都一直告诉我：“你是一只鞋子。你是一只鞋子。”而今天，我只是想停止它，然后我想，如果我不想当鞋子，如果我想当皮包呢?你明白吗?或者说想当一顶帽子。不。我并不是说要你买一顶帽子给我，我是说我是一顶帽子……这是一个比喻，爸爸。

ross: you can see where he'd have trouble.

ross：你们都知道，他遇到麻烦了。

rachel: look daddy, it's my life. well maybe i'll just stay here with monica.

rachel：看着，爸爸，这是我的人生。好吧，也许我会住在monica这里。

monica: well, i guess we've established(确定) who's staying here with monica...

monica：好吧，我猜我们已经知道谁会和monica住在这里了。

rachel: well, maybe that's my decision. well, maybe i don't need your money. wait。。 wait, i said maybe。。

rachel：好吧，也许这就是我的决定。也许我并不需要你的钱，等等。。我只是说也许。。

[time lapse, rachel is breating into a paper bag.]

【时空转换，rachel正在一个纸袋子里面呼吸】

monica: just breathe, breathe.. that's it. just try to think of nice calm things... phoebe: (sings) raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (rachel and monica turn to look at her.) bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... la la la la...something and noodles with string. these are a few...

monica：呼吸，呼吸……就是这样。试着去想一些美好平静的事情……phoebe(唱着歌)玫瑰花上的雨滴和兔子和小动物(rachel和monica转过身看着她)，野风信子和雪橇铃还有，手套……啦啦啦啦……还有一条条的面条，还有一些……

rachel: i'm all better now.

rachel：我觉得好多了。

phoebe: (grins(咧嘴笑) and walks to the kitchen and says to chandler and joey.) i helped。

phoebe：(咧着嘴笑着走去厨房，然后对这chandler和joey说)我的功劳。

monica: okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? independence(独立). taking control of your life. the whole, 'hat' thing.

monica：好了，看，这也许是最好的了，你知道吗?独立了，自己控制自己的生活，所有的一切“帽子”的生活。

joey: (comforting(安慰) her) and hey, you need anything, you can always come to joey. me and chandler live across the hall. and he's away a lot.

joey：(安慰她)，不管怎样，如果你需要任何东西，你可以常常来找joey。我和chandler就住在对面，而且他常常都不在。

monica: joey, stop hitting on her。 it's her wedding day。

monica：joey，别再伤害她了，今天是她结婚的日子。

joey: what, like there's a rule or something?

joey：什么?有什么规定说不可以吗?

(the door buzzer sounds and chandler gets it.)

(门铃声响起，chandler接了电话)

chandler: please don't do that again, it's a horrible (讨厌) sound.

chandler：请不要再这样做了，这是令人讨厌的声音。

paul: (over the intercom) it's, uh, it's paul.

paul：(通过对讲装置)我是paul。

monica: oh god, is it 6:30? buzz him in。

monica：哦天哪，现在6：30了吗?让他进来。

joey: who's paul?

joey：paul是谁?

ross: paul the wine guy, paul?

ross：那个调酒师paul?

monica: maybe. joey: wait. your 'not a real date' tonight is with paul the wine guy?

monica：或许吧。joey：等等，你今晚的“不是真正的约会”是和这个调酒师paul一起吗?

ross: he finally asked you out?

ross：她终于约你出去了?

monica: yes。

monica：是的。

chandler: ooh, this is a dear diary moment.

chandler：喔，这是一个值得纪念的时刻。

monica: rach, wait, i can cancel...

monica：rachel，等等，我可以取消……

rachel: please, no, go, that'd be fine。

rachel：不，没事。去吧，我很好。

monica: (to ross) are, are you okay? i mean, do you want me to stay?

monica：(对着ross)你还好吗?我的意思是，你需要我今天留下来陪你吗?

ross: (choked voice) that'd be good...

ross：(哽咽的声音)那样最好……

monica: (horrified带有恐惧感的) really?

monica：(带有恐惧感的)真的吗?

ross: (normal voice) no, go on。 it's paul the wine guy。

ross：(正常的声音)不，去吧。那是调酒师paul啊。

phoebe: what does that mean? does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? (chandler doesn't know.)

phone：那意味着什么?他是卖酒呢，喝酒呢还是评论酒的?(chandler也不知道)

(there's a knock on the door and it's paul.)

(有人敲门，是paul)

monica: hi, come in。 paul, this is.. (they are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is paul.

monica：嗨，进来吧。paul，这是……(他们全都排成一排站在门边)……大家，大家，这是paul。

all: hey。 paul。 hi。 the wine guy。 hey。

所有人：嗨。paul。嗨。调酒师。嗨。

chandler: i'm sorry, i didn't catch your name. paul, was it?

chandler：对不起，我还不知道你的名字，paul是吗?

monica: okay, umm-umm, i'll just--i'll be right back, i just gotta(俚语=have got to必须去) go ah, go ah...

monica：好的，嗯……我要，，我马上回来，我必须去去，啊，要去，啊……

ross: a wandering(神情恍惚)?

ross：神情恍惚?

monica: change。 okay, sit down. (shows paul in) two seconds.

monica：换衣服，请坐。(示意paul进来)很快。

phoebe: ooh, i just pulled out four eyelashes. that can't be good.

phoebe：哦，我刚刚拔了四根眼睫毛。不妙。

(monica goes to change.)

(monica去换衣服。)

joey: hey, paul。

joey：嗨，paul。

paul: yeah?

paul：什么事?

joey: here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.

joey：这儿有一个小提示，她非常喜欢你不停不停不停的摩擦她脖子的同一个地方，直到那个地方开始有些发红了为止。

monica: (yelling(大叫) from the bedroom) shut up, joey。

monica：闭嘴，joey。

ross: so rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?

ross：rachel，你怎么样，嗯，你今晚要干什么?

rachel: well, i was kinda supposed to be headed for aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing。

rachel：哦，我本应该在前往aruba的蜜月旅行中的，所以，现在没事了。

ross: right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, god.. no, no, although, aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, joey and chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

ross：是的。你没法去渡你的蜜月，上帝。不，不，虽然，aruba，在每年的这个时候，谈到你的(想了一下)大蜥蜴……不管怎样，如果今晚你不想独处，joey和chandler会过来帮我组装我的新家具。

chandler: (deadpan) yes, and we're very excited about it.

chandler：(面无表情)是的，我们对此非常兴奋。

rachel: well actually thanks, but i think i'm just gonna hang out here tonight. it's been kinda a long day.

rachel：真的非常感谢，不过我想我还是想呆在这儿。今天真是漫长的一天。

ross: okay, sure.

ross：好的，当然。

joey: hey pheebs, you wanna help?

joey：嗨，phoebe，你能过去帮忙吗?

phoebe: oh, i wish i could, but i don't want to.

phoebe：哦，我想我可以，但是我不想去。