1

george gabs grabs crabs

crabs george gabs grabs

when george gabs grabs crabs

how does george gabs grab crabs

2

betty botter bought some butter

but,she said,the butter is bitter

if i put it in my batter

it will make my batter bitter

but a bit of better butter

that would make my batter better

so she bought a bit of butter

better than her bitter butter

and she put it in her batter

and the batter was not bitter

so it was better betty botter

bought a bit of better butter

3

all i want is a proper cup of coffee

made in a proper copper coffee pot

you can believe it or not

but i just want a cup of coffee

in a proper coffee pot

tin coffee pots

or iron coffee pots

are no use to me

if i can't have

a proper cup of coffee

in a propper copper coffee pot

i'll have a cup of tea